Saturday, June 4, 2011

Everybody Sucks: an ABC Adventure (Update #3)

Felice Fashionista makes fun of your clothes.
She thinks your new sweater from Target just blows.
Every dress that she owns is original Gucci
but you’re fine with your look and, besides, she’s a hoochie.


ALL TEXT: COPYRIGHT KATE ALESSANDRI 2011

2 comments:

  1. Man, she is such a hoochie. I still think we need to find a way to hire Alec Baldwin to do the audio book for Everybody Sucks. Someone should get on that...

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  2. hire Alec Baldwin to do the audio book
    hire Alec Baldwin
    ALEC BALDWIN

    Best. Idea. Ever.

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